hmm, too bad im a treesexual.

Falaphiliafa·la·phil·i·a n.1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of Middle Eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.-from Disinformation